Tech Support, how may I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support:
Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your heart.
Have you located your
heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge, and resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase past-hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of it's own called high self-esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you help me?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge and forgiveness have completely
erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get
Love upgrades.
Customer: Uh OH! I have an error message. It says, "Error - program
cannot run on external components". What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry, That means the Love program is set-up to run on internal hearts but has not yet been run on your heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down self-acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-self; Realize your worth; Acknowledge your limitations.
Customer: OK, done.
Tech Support: Now copy them to the My Heart folder. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete 'verbose self-criticism' from all locations and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new files!
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but everything
always gets downloaded in time. So Love is now installed and running.
One more thing before we hang-up, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: I've thought about calling you many times to help me with this, but I just kept putting it off. I don't know why, this is really easy. What about Love updates and
maintenance?
Tech Support: Most people feel all they need is an annual
checkup, you know, Love on Christmas, and maybe Easter, but I recommend a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.
You must use Love every day if you hope to eventually master it.
Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just 'I AM'.
Remember, most people need a lot of help with Love, and I'm always here to
help. PLEASE KEEP IN TOUCH!