Bubba's Top Ten

Top ten reasons that it's great to be a guy...

10. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
9. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. We can open all our own jars.
7. Phone conversations last 30 seconds.
6. We know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes.
5. Old friends don't care if we've gained weight.
4. While surfing channels, we don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
3. Our last name stays put.
2. We can leave hotel room beds unmade.

and ...

1. We can kill our own food.

But wait, there's more...

- The garage is all ours.

- We see the humor in "Terms of Endearment".

- We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

- If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend.

- We don't have to shave below our neck.

- Flowers and duct tape - and we can fix anything!