From
the dog's diary...
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!From the cat's diary...
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. I must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse my vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... I must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty I was... Hmmm. Did not work according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called 'shampoo'. What sick minds could invent such a liquid?
My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. I overheard that the confinement was due to MY power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this is and how to use it.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...